So, McCain is totally going to try and step on Obama's speech today by leaking the GOP VP pick tonight. I'm going to guess he does it during the speech -- something nice and classy.
There's been a lot of talk about who he could pick, and all have their faults.
Lieberman -- would enrage Rove and the GOP base, which is good. But he's pro-choice and makes McCain look charismatic. Nah-guh-happen.
Ridge -- Pro-choice, scummy business practices post DHS.
Graham -- File under "Loafers, Light in the."
Crist -- See Graham.
Hutchinson -- Pro Choice. Politico reported she wasn't vetted and doesn't want the job.
Huckabee -- Hates McCain. Is crazy. Busy planning for FOX News show and 2012.
Romney -- Religious nuts hate him. Too many houses owned.
Jindal -- THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS MCCAIN not to pick an exorcist running mate. Plus, if Nawlins gets flooded again, he's toast.
Giuliani -- The POW/9/11 ticket would be fun, but Giuli likes the ladies a bit too much. Can't dodge that baggage.
So that leaves only one person.
PAWLENTY!!! Now, my understanding of Pawlenty is that he's a middiling Governor with some support in his home state, little experience in hardball politics, and has exactly zero national exposure. He's okay on the GOP religious tests AND is likely not sleeping with teenage boys or anything. Which makes him an oddity.
I don't know how formidable he'd be. I've seen him advocate for McCain on news shows, but never face real questions.
Whatever.
The reason why I want -- nay DREAM -- that McCain picks Pawlenty is this:

Yes, if you look a bit closer you get this:

The dream of seeing this on cars throughout the country is just too great to be denied.

So please John Sidney -- please "trot" out Tim Pawlenty as your "number 2." Life is filled with so much sadness, please bring Team Diarrhea to life.
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